SPANISH JOKE

 

 

 

Un paciente le dice al doctor:
-Doctor, si me toco la oreja me duele.
Si me toco la boca, me duele.
Si me toco la nariz, me duele.
Si me toco el brazo, me duele.
Si me toco la rodilla, me duele.
¿Qué puede ser, doctor?
El doctor le responde:
– Pues, que tiene el dedo roto.

 

(A patient says to the doctor:
Doctor, if I touch my ear, it hurts.
If I touch my mouth, it hurts.
If I touch my nose, it hurts.
If I touch my arm, it hurts.
If I touch my knee, it hurts.
What could it be, doctor?
The doctor answers,
“Well, that you have a broken finger.”)